A Spam Drought

I suppose it follows that immediately after starting my spam portfolio, the usual monsoon of stock suggestive emails practically evaporates. Indeed, the flow of spam has been reduced to a trickle since implementing Canned Meat, and the majority of the emails are peddling pirated software and erectile dysfunction meds without a prescription. Hence, no new positions have been added.

In real market news, the VIX Index has tanked in the last two days. If today's rally holds through the day and the VIX stays below 10, it's time to short the SPX for some quick profits on a correction.